I love the exciting times that night-clubs provide for us. Great drinks! Great tunes! Great dames! What's not to love?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!seriously?
lyrics
Step in the club
I'm feeling the beat
Checkin' to see if there's shawties to meet
Cuttin' a rug 'n' feelin' all right
Let's down this drink and boogie all night
Girl I like the way you move
Especially when you're dancin' with your lady friend
You make my dick swing to the groove
"Say, what's a fine ass bitch such as yourself doing in a stanky-joint such as this? You don't say! Well, would you like to accompany me to the bar, where I will proceed to buy yez a drink? Oh, you're not 21, huh? Well it's cool, they know me here! I'm a regular. Come on, it's cool."
Hey there
What you want to drink my dear
Just take your pick and I will pay
I don't mind
As long as I get your behind
Drunk enough to do what I say
Come on girl
Try and think
What do you fucking
Want to drink
"Ummm...um...do you guys's have like cosmo's?"
"Yes, ma'am. I can certainly make you a cosmo..."
Now that we're loose
I'm up in your face
Wondering if you will come back to my place
Your sloppy walk
And the drool on your chin
Gives off the hint that you're probably in
Come on girl
Let us leave
Back to my house
Where you will be
Taken advantage
Of all night long
It's cool if you're puking
There's nothing wrong
(Bang"hardthrobbingcock"Noises)
credits
from The Tales Of The Poo,
released April 6, 2011
Joe Ford- Vocals and Bass
Cody Munholland- Guitar and Engineer Wizard
This is the newest release from our buddy Paul Kintzing, also known as German Error Message. its for you folky people that like well arranged instrumentation and soulful lyrics about soulful things. B.C.
It's mostly themed around tapping the asses of helpless (extremely drunk) women who don't deserve to be taken advantage of like that ( they totally do). Translation= Pop-ish Hits B.C.
Actually contains some of the songs that are on "The Tales Of The Poo", so i kinda have to promote/like "You Will Hate This" by B.U.G. Thisalbumdoeshavecoolertransitionsthough. ...Whelp See Ya Later! B.C.
Supplementing sasscore insanity with bolstered vocals and pop-punk songcraft, the California band are kicking ass and breaking boundaries. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 21, 2024