The Tales Of The Poo

by B.C.

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Right “The Tales Of The Poo”. The idea was to quickly squirt these songs out onto to Protools and make them less time consuming than most Pop Songs. That way theres plenty of song material for mainly Pop Listeners, and the songs won’t drag on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and absolutely more on. Then B.C. Learned That There Is A Name For This Writing Style Called “Pooing Out Songs”. cisuM poP ot gninetsil ylno morf slliks lacisum rieht fo tsom ewo ydoC N neB tcaf nI. So saying that, We Love You Ke$ha Thanks For Being So Hawt!!!

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released April 6, 2011

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Track Name: ClubHoppin'(Get Dat Bitch Drunk)
Step in the club
I'm feeling the beat
Checkin' to see if there's shawties to meet
Cuttin' a rug 'n' feelin' all right
Let's down this drink and boogie all night

Girl I like the way you move
Especially when you're dancin' with your lady friend
You make my dick swing to the groove

"Say, what's a fine ass bitch such as yourself doing in a stanky-joint such as this? You don't say! Well, would you like to accompany me to the bar, where I will proceed to buy yez a drink? Oh, you're not 21, huh? Well it's cool, they know me here! I'm a regular. Come on, it's cool."

Hey there
What you want to drink my dear
Just take your pick and I will pay
I don't mind
As long as I get your behind
Drunk enough to do what I say

Come on girl
Try and think
What do you fucking
Want to drink

"Ummm...um...do you guys's have like cosmo's?"
"Yes, ma'am. I can certainly make you a cosmo..."

Now that we're loose
I'm up in your face
Wondering if you will come back to my place
Your sloppy walk
And the drool on your chin
Gives off the hint that you're probably in

Come on girl
Let us leave
Back to my house
Where you will be
Taken advantage
Of all night long
It's cool if you're puking
There's nothing wrong

(Bang"hardthrobbingcock"Noises)
Track Name: Fart Stained
1st round of words: Bu-Bu-Bunnies Bunnies, Bunnies!

2nd pound of Words: Thank You For The Lawl! I Mean Law. Yeah Law

3rd sound of the jaws: Radda-Naahh, Yadda-Nahh, then sum laughter spelled like HU-HU HUHUHUHUHU

4th bag of clowns: It's bunny time, time to pet my bunny. I got it Carrots, just down Street. From that guy, The pet store guy. here you go bunny! have a carrot or two. Maybe Sum Lettuce?! Maybe Sum Beats/1 I Made sum juice, do you like sum juice, Bunny Juice!!!!!!
Track Name: That Bad Smelling Lake
Wisdom from the coolest guy on Earth, Matthew Maconahay.
Track Name: Turkey Bile
gobble and gobble and gobble, and so on and so on