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The Tales Of The Poo

by B.C.

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Step in the club I'm feeling the beat Checkin' to see if there's shawties to meet Cuttin' a rug 'n' feelin' all right Let's down this drink and boogie all night Girl I like the way you move Especially when you're dancin' with your lady friend You make my dick swing to the groove "Say, what's a fine ass bitch such as yourself doing in a stanky-joint such as this? You don't say! Well, would you like to accompany me to the bar, where I will proceed to buy yez a drink? Oh, you're not 21, huh? Well it's cool, they know me here! I'm a regular. Come on, it's cool." Hey there What you want to drink my dear Just take your pick and I will pay I don't mind As long as I get your behind Drunk enough to do what I say Come on girl Try and think What do you fucking Want to drink "Ummm...um...do you guys's have like cosmo's?" "Yes, ma'am. I can certainly make you a cosmo..." Now that we're loose I'm up in your face Wondering if you will come back to my place Your sloppy walk And the drool on your chin Gives off the hint that you're probably in Come on girl Let us leave Back to my house Where you will be Taken advantage Of all night long It's cool if you're puking There's nothing wrong (Bang"hardthrobbingcock"Noises)
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Butt Goblin 03:25
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Butt Rage 02:10
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Butt Sweat 02:55
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Fart Shards 01:40
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Fart Stained 02:06
1st round of words: Bu-Bu-Bunnies Bunnies, Bunnies! 2nd pound of Words: Thank You For The Lawl! I Mean Law. Yeah Law 3rd sound of the jaws: Radda-Naahh, Yadda-Nahh, then sum laughter spelled like HU-HU HUHUHUHUHU 4th bag of clowns: It's bunny time, time to pet my bunny. I got it Carrots, just down Street. From that guy, The pet store guy. here you go bunny! have a carrot or two. Maybe Sum Lettuce?! Maybe Sum Beats/1 I Made sum juice, do you like sum juice, Bunny Juice!!!!!!
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Monster Poo 01:53
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Peanut Gang 03:20
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Poo Island 01:32
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Pupu Platter 03:08
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Wisdom from the coolest guy on Earth, Matthew Maconahay.
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Turkey Bile 02:13
gobble and gobble and gobble, and so on and so on
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Poo Village 01:52

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Right “The Tales Of The Poo”. The idea was to quickly squirt these songs out onto to Protools and make them less time consuming than most Pop Songs. That way theres plenty of song material for mainly Pop Listeners, and the songs won’t drag on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and absolutely more on. Then B.C. Learned That There Is A Name For This Writing Style Called “Pooing Out Songs”. cisuM poP ot gninetsil ylno morf slliks lacisum rieht fo tsom ewo ydoC N neB tcaf nI. So saying that, We Love You Ke$ha Thanks For Being So Hawt!!!

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released April 6, 2011

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